What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up?

Hushpuppies.

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.