What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.