What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

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How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.