What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.