How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.