What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

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What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Nuclear Reactor Jokes More Nuclear Reactor Jokes

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.