What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

Nuclear Reactor Jokes More Nuclear Reactor Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.