What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

Nuclear Reactor Jokes More Nuclear Reactor Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.