What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

Nuclear Reactor Jokes More Nuclear Reactor Jokes

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.