What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one?

One of them is purple

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?

A country.

When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Nuclear Reactor Jokes More Nuclear Reactor Jokes

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.