What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

Nuclear Reactor Jokes More Nuclear Reactor Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them