How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Fine Brother Jokes More Fine Brother Jokes

What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react