How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

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So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

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Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers?

Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.