How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

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Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers