How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

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How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Fine Brother Jokes More Fine Brother Jokes

What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers?

Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.