How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

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Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.

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How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!