How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

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How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

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How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!