What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

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Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

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What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

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Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ?

Bowl me over !

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !