What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Seizure Salad Jokes More Seizure Salad Jokes

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !