What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff