What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

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What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.