What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

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How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.