What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

aggregated basalt

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.

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What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.