Epileptic Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

How do epileptics keep fit?

With strobe lights.

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder?

A myclonic jerk.

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Who's the last one off the dancefloor?

The epileptic

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Dirty Laundry Jokes More Dirty Laundry Jokes

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

Flashbang Jokes More Flashbang Jokes

How do you make an epileptic dance?

Throw a flashbang into the room.

How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.