Epileptic Jokes

A seizure salad.

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Seizure salad

Throw in your washing.

Little Seizures.

A seizure salad!

Seizure Salad.

A transformer.

With strobe lights.

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Throw in your laundry.

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

A myclonic jerk.

So you can read her lips!

Trying to read the road signs!!!

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

If I fits I sitz."

You make a seizure salad.

Seizure salad.

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

A search warren!

Epileptic Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Where do epileptics get pizza?

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

How do epileptics greet people?

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

How do epileptics keep fit?

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder?

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