Epileptic Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

How do epileptics keep fit?

With strobe lights.

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder?

A myclonic jerk.

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Jacuzzi Jokes More Jacuzzi Jokes

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

Flashbang Jokes More Flashbang Jokes

How do you make an epileptic dance?

Throw a flashbang into the room.

How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

How did King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.