What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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