What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer?

Seizure Salad.

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.