What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!