What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

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What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."