Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

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What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

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How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

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Stark naked.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war