Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Previous Random Joke Next

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert?

Stark Raving Mad

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Civil War Jokes More Civil War Jokes

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.