Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

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What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)