Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.