Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.