Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

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What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

an anti-joke.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.