What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

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What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other?

Fetus

How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid?

At womb temperature!

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!