Womb Jokes

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What did Jessie say to Buzz after the condom broke?

There's a mistake in my womb.

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ?

When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb.

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called?

Womb raider

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