Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

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What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.