Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.