Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What does a church shooting sound like?

Pew! Pew!

Tie Fighter Jokes More Tie Fighter Jokes

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.