What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

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What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.