What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!