What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...