A boo-tie.
Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.
Cashews.
A: Women!
Toucan
Because he wanted to look mptnt
Tie his hands behind his back
A poultry-geist.
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.