What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

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How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.