What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

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Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!