What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman