What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

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What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.