What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What does the chicken says to the other chicken?

Nothing.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

Yahoo Jokes More Yahoo Jokes

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website?

Yahoo!