What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the homeless handicap child die?

Alone

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Mick Jokes More Mick Jokes

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Irish Guy Jokes More Irish Guy Jokes

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.