What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

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What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

What's a Hindu?

it lays iggs."

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Mick Jokes More Mick Jokes

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Irish Guy Jokes More Irish Guy Jokes

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan