What do you call a couple of Irish guys...

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Trail Jokes More Trail Jokes

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

Irish Guy Jokes More Irish Guy Jokes

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

Hike Jokes More Hike Jokes

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.