How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

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Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

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What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

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How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.