How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.

How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

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What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.