How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

Hatch Jokes More Hatch Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.