How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

Hatch Jokes More Hatch Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)