How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin

Swede Jokes More Swede Jokes

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

Hatch Jokes More Hatch Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.