What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

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What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

T Jokes More T Jokes

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !