What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

T Jokes More T Jokes

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon