What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

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What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.