What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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What color is the most metal?

Ma a

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A well educated Barista