How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS?

Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

Kim Jong Un Jokes More Kim Jong Un Jokes

Why does Kim Jong Un love books?

Because he is the Supreme Reader.

Why is Kim Jong-un so bad?

He has no Seoul