How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

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What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

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Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.