How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

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What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

Why is Kim Jong-un so hungry?

Because hes got no Sole!