What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

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What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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What is Kim Jong Un's favourite video game?

Duke Nukem.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

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Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

What's Ellen Pao's husband's favourite web plugin?

Ponzi Buddy.