What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Kim Jong Un Jokes More Kim Jong Un Jokes

What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.

What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry?

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Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

What's Ellen Pao's husband's favourite web plugin?

Ponzi Buddy.

What do you call a 7 foot tall Ellen Pao?

Pao Ming.