What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

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Why does Kim Jong Un love books?

Because he is the Supreme Reader.

What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

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Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.