Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Remote Jokes More Remote Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.