Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R