Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

Remote Jokes More Remote Jokes

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.