Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R