What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

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Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.