What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.