Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."