Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.