Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.