Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

What do you call a women with 1 leg?

ilene

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

Bad Driver Jokes More Bad Driver Jokes

Why did the hard drive crash?

Because it had a bad driver.

Why is helen keller a bad driver?

Because she's dead