Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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Why is helen keller a bad driver?

Because she's dead

Why did the hard drive crash?

Because it had a bad driver.