Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.
Russel.
His lips are moving.
A: He was looking for a Czech mate.
Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.
Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.
Prison food
Because it had a bad driver.
They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).
