Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

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What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

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What are you doing in here?

The men's room is filthy"

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.