How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.