How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted