How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude