Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

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What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.