Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

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Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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What's Jared's favorite side dish?

Megan slaw

Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.