Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.