Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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What is a zombie's favorite restaurant?

Subway: East flesh!

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend