Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

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What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

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What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative