Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative