How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."