How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa