What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

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Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK