What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

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What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top