What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

What did the redneck get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce.

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What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.