What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

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Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

User Jokes More User Jokes

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users