What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

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Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.

What does a mod do in their spare time?

Deleted

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How is Harrison Ford like the Reddit admins?

Both should have said no to the latest update.

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.