Steam Jokes

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What do you call a vaping vegan?

A steamed vegetable

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Mixtape Jokes More Mixtape Jokes

What you call it?

takes back mixtape* FIRE!

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Half Life 3 Jokes More Half Life 3 Jokes

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!