Steam Jokes

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What do you call a vaping vegan?

A steamed vegetable

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

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Half Life Jokes More Half Life Jokes

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

Steam Roller Jokes More Steam Roller Jokes

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

3 Week Jokes More 3 Week Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.