Steam Jokes

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What do you call a vaping vegan?

A steamed vegetable

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did the frog with internet addiction say?

Reddit

Why was the Redditors jokes so unoriginal?

Because he Reddit off the internet.

Mod Jokes More Mod Jokes

What did the Mod say to OP?

deleted

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

removed

Half Life Jokes More Half Life Jokes

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Reddit Admin Jokes More Reddit Admin Jokes

How do you get rid of a Reddit admin?

Chooter

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible?

Because all of the servers are busy.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of politically similar crows?

A cawcus

What do you call a group of Mexican racists?

The Que Que Que!

Half Life 3 Jokes More Half Life 3 Jokes

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.