Steam Jokes

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What do you call a vaping vegan?

A steamed vegetable

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

3 Week Jokes More 3 Week Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Sauna Jokes More Sauna Jokes

Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna?

For a self'a steam.

What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Half Life 3 Jokes More Half Life 3 Jokes

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam