What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

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He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.