What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

Steam Roller Jokes More Steam Roller Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.