What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.