What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed !

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim