What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed !

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea