What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

A Polysneezin.