What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."

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Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

A Polysneezin.