What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish