What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

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Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.