What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year?

She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber