What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.