What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.