What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

New Dog Jokes More New Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.