What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

New Dog Jokes More New Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.