After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)
I've never smeared tigger on my face
A rover-dose
The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
