What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

New Dog Jokes More New Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.