Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What do dogs have that no other animal has ?

Puppy dogs !

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ?

Bargain up the wrong tree !