Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Hellen Keller name her dog?

Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ?

Bargain up the wrong tree !

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !