Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !