Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a dog with an amputated leg?

Yard stick.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.