How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.