How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace