How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.