How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.