How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

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What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark