How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !