How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!