How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.