How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.