How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.