How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog