What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

Sniper Rifle Jokes More Sniper Rifle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.