What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

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Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Sniper Rifle Jokes More Sniper Rifle Jokes

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !