What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Sniper Rifle Jokes More Sniper Rifle Jokes

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !