What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

Sniper Rifle Jokes More Sniper Rifle Jokes

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !