What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.