What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !