What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.