What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

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Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."